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President Donald Trump has claimed that crime is “out of control” in the nation’s capital and beyond. The Onion assesses the veracity of the president’s claims.

Claim: D.C. has endured a record amount of robberies.

Partially true: Some places in Georgetown sell a cup of coffee for $9.

Claim: Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles are crime-ridden cesspools.

False: These cities are safe, vibrant cesspools. [...]

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[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

SONOFABITCH!!! Even with you emphasizing the first not, I still missed the second one for a while. I thought this was all some joke I'm not in on.

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