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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub (lemmy.world)
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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate