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What's weirdest thing about American culture? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Unfortunately, running on this as a campaign promise would get you killed. What you need to do is promise amnesty on the grounds of "healing the nation" and then revoke that amnesty once you're in power. As Sun Tzu wrote, never surround your enemy on all four sides.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

yhea, if the CIA doesn't want you dead, are you really doing anything with your life?