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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sir/Madame Trebuchet, your cousins of the weighted blade are already a tried & true solution to aristocrat aging.

Also, I think I just found the name for my new anarcho metal band — if you're available to fill in on timpani/kettle drum, et al.