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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 85 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 55 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Most I ever payed for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 20 points 20 hours ago

I mean damn, I ain't gay, but if it's worth a hundred, I'm gonna try it

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 20 hours ago

If you're getting paid then you're doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game

[–] MrDrProf@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

Have some more self esteem! You can get $120