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5 star reviews (even real ones) are useless. They generally just say: "awesome product, love it"
No feedback or product info and anything. 4 stars and 2 stars are the most interesting to me. People who don't care and like it rate 5, people who don't care but didn't like it rate 1.
2 and 4 star ones thought about the product and found at least one fault normally, and that lets you read about it a bit more. And then you can decide if the issues mentioned by the comments directly are worth it for the price for you.
Plus it's generally easier to tell if the 4 star text review is real.