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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Stop slandering Orangutans. That’s a candid shot of a fine gentleman.

Comparing them to MTG is a horrific action.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 38 minutes ago

As an enjoyer of Magic: The Gathering, I think her sharing the same acronym is a horrific action.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 9 hours ago

that is actually a howler monkey, orangutans are actually quiet.

[–] RampageDon@lemmy.ca 40 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't this a howler monkey? Point still stand though.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

You’re probably right. I don’t know my monkeys very well.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Clearly, for the orangutan is an ape!🤦

/s, just teasing, although it IS an ape, just like my mother.

[–] guy@piefed.social 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Whoa there, thanks but I'm married!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

the orangutan is one of the big human like face.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Like your mother and every other human in existence.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I always thought explaining the joke made it so much better.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

I find it's more effective if you really lean into it. Break the joke down into parts, then explain each part, then explain how it all works together. It's easily five times funnier.

Joking aside, this is exactly what I do when people make tasteless, offensive jokes or when I want someone to go away.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

you're right. pretty much every primate species is more advanced than MTG. my bad

[–] Aimeeloulm@feddit.uk 1 points 34 minutes ago

Apes = Primate species. MTG = Primitive species.

I think a distinct difference and no where near the same :o)

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I interpreted it as "sarcastically pretending to be shocked by something that isn't really surprising", rather than a comparison to MTG

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago

i like this interpretation. however, unfortunately the intent was "MTG is a monkey screaming at shit because it doesn't know how to do anything the way humans do things"