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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Stop slandering Orangutans. That’s a candid shot of a fine gentleman.

Comparing them to MTG is a horrific action.

[–] RampageDon@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this a howler monkey? Point still stand though.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You’re probably right. I don’t know my monkeys very well.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Clearly, for the orangutan is an ape!🤦

/s, just teasing, although it IS an ape, just like my mother.

[–] guy@piefed.social 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoa there, thanks but I'm married!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

the orangutan is one of the big human like face.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like your mother and every other human in existence.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I always thought explaining the joke made it so much better.

I find it's more effective if you really lean into it. Break the joke down into parts, then explain each part, then explain how it all works together. It's easily five times funnier.

Joking aside, this is exactly what I do when people make tasteless, offensive jokes or when I want someone to go away.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an enjoyer of Magic: The Gathering, I think her sharing the same acronym is a horrific action.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Lol that's what my brain thinks every time, it always takes me a second to get past the "why is everyone so mad at magic??" (Aside from obscene prices, but that's why I just print fake cards for casual play)

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

that is actually a howler monkey, orangutans are actually quiet.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I interpreted it as "sarcastically pretending to be shocked by something that isn't really surprising", rather than a comparison to MTG