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RFK Jr.’s health department calls Nature “junk science,” cancels subscriptions (arstechnica.com)

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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No wonder he got that brainworm.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He used to pop the eye balls out of birds heads and eat them raw

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

fucking why?
how did you learn this abomination?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago

He's a sick bastard.

There's a three part Behind the Bastards on him that covers his childhood, young adult, and current craziness. I found part two the most interesting.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You know I'm part of a club where we try to eat one of everything to maintain our dominant position in the food chain, but he makes us look like freaks. And not the fun kind of freaks.