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Just when I'm about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.
"You appear sickly. It's because one of your humors are imbalanced. Have some bleach in your veins and get some fresh air to reduce the miasma."
Have you tried suntanning your asshole?
Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.
demons release miasma, maybe rfk jr should ge tthat checked.
Aaaand thoughts and prayers!
gotta have some tots and pears!
And colloidal silver!