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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 193 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just when I'm about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"You appear sickly. It's because one of your humors are imbalanced. Have some bleach in your veins and get some fresh air to reduce the miasma."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you tried suntanning your asshole?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

demons release miasma, maybe rfk jr should ge tthat checked.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

gotta have some tots and pears!

And colloidal silver!