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[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

LPT: if some anonymous rando offers a better path and implies a long walk into the wilderness, suggesting you "follow him"... It's gonna be a lonely trip back for said stranger. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

NEVER GO TO A SECONDARY LOCATION! STREET SMARTS!

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Except for the weekend. That's Nunzio's Time!

[โ€“] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What? You're afraid here in the dark forrest? How do you think I feel having to walk back alone.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've never met a dark Forrest. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Nougat@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Forrest Whitaker has entered the chat.

[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Honestly? I think he would be lovely to meet in person. ๐Ÿค“