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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What if I wanted to cook the chicke through friction, by say inserting an object 3 fingers or so thick in and out of its cavity as fast as athletically possible? ... so um... how long can I keep fucking my chicken?

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Math says it’ll take more than 2 minutes, so unfortunately it’s out of reach for you