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I... Genuinely only realizing this now (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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For real. Everytime I get in the shower I end up having to point the showerhead away and cower from the cold water and I could have just turned it on first?

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So he's about to have shower sex and he is capable of thinking about anything else?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

why would they have shower sex, when they could have sex then shower

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah, shower sex might be one of the most overrated things I know. It always feels like a good idea at first and then you quickly realize that the logistics of it are hell

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends a lot on the size of the shower stall.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...And the relative heights of the people...

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Someone has been skipping leg day!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not the first time I've heard this opinion. But I can't say I agree. I like shower sex.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

User name checks out

[–] MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think people set the bar too high for shower sex - and, generally, for sex in weird locations.

It's not about having a mind-blowing orgasm, or even about climaxing. It's about the sensuality. Your body slick with soap and water, grinding against your lover. Soaping each other up, rubbing against one another, giggling and groping.

Stop trying to finish your business on porcelain - you'll hurt yourself! Retire to the bedroom and finish properly!

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

The best is when you have sex, then take a shower together. Washing each other is a big turn on for us and we end up just having a quickie in the shower. Since we are already there cleanup is a snap. Then you can relax all clean and satisfied.

I guess we are just the perfect height for doing it because 'logistics' is never an issue.

[–] possumparty@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Silicone lube works really well.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Swiss Navy saved me.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think he mentioned knowing he's a dumbass, so