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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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fell for the oldest trick (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 1 day ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 hours ago

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It's salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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