Kloayka

joined 5 months ago
[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 hour ago

All the people telling you you are average, are right. That's within normal.

That said, in case someone smaller is reading this, knowing what you are doing and building rapport are WAY more important than size. You can make a lady cum with just your mouth on her nipples if she's ready for it. I know because I've done it. You don't need to even be average size for PIV sex to be good. Think about the most basic method for masturbation for a woman. It's not her fist; it's her two middle fingers, in or out. If you are at least the size of two feminine fingers, you're probably already fine. And the very existence of small penises suggests their owners have sex. How else do you get the next generation?

And, finally, if you get unluck squared, and happen to get together with a gal who needs something big while you are not, there is a world of delights to explore. Any sensible woman will know a big insertable is much easier to find than a good partner.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It's salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How long have you been in your cage?

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What are 'the starting steps?' And does Scotland have much of a sissy scene?

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

Or this, this, and some sandals?

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get a couple of these and some rope. A few stitches and BAM, speedy sexy barbarian cosplay.

Or go with some of this in a colour of your choice and a pack of these for the sexy oracle of Delphi look.

If you want a more typically western European Ren faire type look, that's more complex.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

The 5 o'clock shadow suggests this is not in the right community.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

With our teeth, if it were possible.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you want to dodge deathgrip, swap to humping instead of stroking. It's not absolute but it's better for that particular issue.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But muh parents' rights! /s

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Real response: The dress is near perfect for you. If someone is attracted to your body type, the dress shows it off very well. The colour seems nice, at least as my screen shows it, and matches the sunglasses nicely. It somehow also matches the bit of colour in your skin around your knees, fingers, chest, etc. It might fit you slightly better if you did have a bigger bust because it would bring up the seam under the bust, but that's just a last 5% tailoring bonus. You could probably achieve it with shortening the straps yourself.

Horny response: Totally. You should just take it off... but keep posting... or drop your right leg... Or both. I'll be in my bunk.

[–] Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Honest doesn't mean antagonistic. Many people really like the skinny pale look. You aren't being more honest just because you don't.

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