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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I've never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

From what I understand, the mod author also worked for compatibility with as many sex mods as possible.

Skyrim Nexus is a dark place...

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think he was asking for more details with that reaction photo

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I was sharing them with that comment

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, that's terrible! What mod is this? So I can avoid it? What a weird thing! That I'm definitely going to avoid and not go check out.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are a number of increasingly-sophisticated Skyrim impregnation frameworks, but I would guess that he's talking about Fertility Mode.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Wow, I sure am glad I know where to avoid dirty mods for skyrim now.

I can bookmark it so I know not to go there!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Skyrim Nexus is a dark place....

I'd call it the second-most-restrictive "tier" of Skyrim mod site after Bethesda's official mod site.

Look at LoversLab, which is more permissive.

And there are Skyrim mod sites that carry content that LoversLab won't permit.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

Real Skyrim modder right here. I shudder to think what LoversLab might ban.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

LoversLab is where I got my Monster Hunter World - Dragon Genitals mod and it was AMAZING

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Just what kind of content would loverslab ban? Really having a hard time imagining

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skyrim Nexus is a dark place...

I don't know, this sounds more like a Loverslab kind of thing...

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago

If he's talking about Fertility Mode, that's also on Nexus.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tried that mod (or similar) once where you could impregnate NPCs. Good thing my guy was super rich and owned a ton of real-estate, because he had like 20 kids by the end.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skyrim child support laws are actually pretty awful, the guards will at best fine you less than the support you owe

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Can I pay my child support in cheese wheels?"