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It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 107 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being 'fully'). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that's your bag.

Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.

Up next, a reaction video of Joshua Wolens as we expose him to progressively more-intense degrees of the Skyrim mod library.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah I've never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

From what I understand, the mod author also worked for compatibility with as many sex mods as possible.

Skyrim Nexus is a dark place...

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think he was asking for more details with that reaction photo

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think I was sharing them with that comment

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, that's terrible! What mod is this? So I can avoid it? What a weird thing! That I'm definitely going to avoid and not go check out.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are a number of increasingly-sophisticated Skyrim impregnation frameworks, but I would guess that he's talking about Fertility Mode.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago

Wow, I sure am glad I know where to avoid dirty mods for skyrim now.

I can bookmark it so I know not to go there!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Skyrim Nexus is a dark place....

I'd call it the second-most-restrictive "tier" of Skyrim mod site after Bethesda's official mod site.

Look at LoversLab, which is more permissive.

And there are Skyrim mod sites that carry content that LoversLab won't permit.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago

Just what kind of content would loverslab ban? Really having a hard time imagining

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

LoversLab is where I got my Monster Hunter World - Dragon Genitals mod and it was AMAZING

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago

Real Skyrim modder right here. I shudder to think what LoversLab might ban.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Skyrim Nexus is a dark place...

I don't know, this sounds more like a Loverslab kind of thing...

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

If he's talking about Fertility Mode, that's also on Nexus.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried that mod (or similar) once where you could impregnate NPCs. Good thing my guy was super rich and owned a ton of real-estate, because he had like 20 kids by the end.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Skyrim child support laws are actually pretty awful, the guards will at best fine you less than the support you owe

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Can I pay my child support in cheese wheels?"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.

It must be the author's first day on the internet.

If the internet were banned globally, porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves, and anything up to and including national geographic where they show cultures where clothing is sparse would all be hard to find, as the porn starved masses come out of their jizz encrusted caves to find something to give them that little hit of dopamine and oxytocin.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'd hate to have to go back to lingerie catalogues, especially since Sears went out of business :(

[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves

Nah, dude, immediately back to sneakernet. But way more porn now.