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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh yes please. But not JavaScript. I use Rust frameworks to avoid all three!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Eww Rust! I hate memory safe languages, I love torturing myself with C

[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can wrap everything in unsafe and keep living dangerously!

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tsoding has created a few rules for writing Rust to make Rust "fun" to program in, and gave them the name of Crust.

Here is the rule set (it may change over time):

  1. Every function is unsafe.
  2. No references, only pointers.
  3. No cargo, build with rustc directly.
  4. No std, but libc is allowed.
  5. Only Edition 2021.
  6. All user structs and enums #[derive(Clone, Copy)].
  7. Everything is pub by default.

If you ever want to try this out for some ungodly reason, there's a GitHub repository with an example Main that shows how to use libc and other libraries (in the example, it's raylib), and with a Makefile showing how to compile your projects (remember we aren't using cargo).

[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh boy, now I can stop missing C++

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bricklove@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Knew someone would say that, lol, gold project, sad that it's gone unmaintained and my man started working on home-manager at home
..wait

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I gotta get my workplace to get on board with it. Rust->Webasm is simply amazing

[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

Flutter like a butterfly, sting like a Dart.

[–] TheMightyCat@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Men really out here inventing entire JavaScript engines so they don't have to learn Rust/C/C++/whatever

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Meanwhile women are hand-coding in assembly, like God intended.