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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Brain oxygen levels are the most important one iirc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I'm not in any way medically anything but I think I remember Dr Mike or one of those talking about how brain death is considered death or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because once those hit a certain danger threshold there's not much to 'bring back' right? I vaguely recall reading that somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brains fail catastrophically and unrecoverably pretty quickly after being starved of oxygen. I don't like the chances of the frozen people who hope to be reanimated in the future

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Some of them make for deliciously cursed slushies though