this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Well you have to be sure. I wonder where they keep the Pope hammer in between deaths

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe the pope gets a bonk every day to ensure that he is, in fact, still alive?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Only if he's sleeping VERY soundly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Could be, it's the only bonk he'll get

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

In the popemobile trunk. Obviously...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He carries it under his pointy hat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The Hammer of Pope-o-cles.