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Dream job! (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm yeah don’t do that with any job with decent background checks.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No if you know they're gonna have to check, then you've worked for your cousin Randy at his placeofbusiness doing menialchore related to the industry.

You can confirm this by calling Mr Randolphius McGillecuddy, Esq.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some background checks will look into your taxes and finances. Cousin Randy needs to be organised and rich.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh bollocks. How do I cancel the voicemail I left Randolphilus.