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if youve never eaten tofu DO NOT TRY IT

it is so good

my nephew coerced me into trying it by calling me a pussy in front of my friends for refusing i pretended i hated it so the guys didnt think i was gay but it was so good and i cant get away with eating it in secret because my wife wont let me go to the grocery store anymore but i wouldnt want to eat it anyway because i heard it turns you into a girl

so anyway

thats why i need a manly alternative ive got these ungodly liberal cravings for tofu and theres no meatbased alternative... YET so i made this concept art using a website and now i just need to do three things

patent it
get a factory
figure out how to make it

if you know how to do these things please tell me how to do them

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You need to write more recipes. I approve completely when threats are involved.

Can we get something for a dumpling with a sarcasm garnish?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

How to make dumplings like a true fartographer

Mix salt, flour, and water until you get a nice dough
Break the dough into smaller pieces and then smash the shit out of them
Add some oil or something on the outside of the dough papers
Pick out some yummy vegetables and make the bigger ones smaller. Add some spices that make you say, "yeah, that'll taste good!"
Alternate between too much and too little vegetable filling
Fail to properly pinch 95% of your dumplings closed
Steam them in a pan or something. Forget to get a proper steaming instrument, so instead make a bed of broccoli florets with some water.
Fish out the things that survived and look the most like dumplings
Make your own sauce if you want to waste time, anything you dip these dumplings into will be insulted by your food abuse
Lie and tell people that your dumplings didn't come out all that bad
Lie again and say that this was your first time trying and comment that it's not bad for having never tried this before
Lie for a third time and say you're full from eating the ones that didn't make it, then tell everyone else to eat them
Wallow in your failure and wonder how many people would be insulted by your attempt
Start cleaning the kitchen while crying about how you don't deserve each kitchen gadget you're cleaning