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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?
1st time, you just start calling people silly goose. 2nd time makes you gay as a handbag full of rainbows. 3rd time? You're Mr. Slave now.
We need a gif where someone walks in pale and balding in a suit, and they walk out in a ripped in a mankini