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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Great time for a quick fap!

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The water is terrible for friction

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 3 points 9 months ago

Yay for foreskin! Also, how does wanking in the shower deserve down-votes? Is it due to other people waiting to get in the shower? Waste of hot water?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

That's what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Someone hasn't heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago

Jizz and hair .

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 1 points 9 months ago

Desert jellies~

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

spoilerGotta squat down and spray that showerhead at your butthole and balls to get it really clean and check better than any online gay test survey can ever do whether you would enjoy butt stuff. Some of my best groaning out loud orgasms are in the shower, and yes it takes a while.


[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think the test was that you were looking for an "online gay test butt stuff survey" versus just "butt stuff," which isn't inherently gay.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago

You're right, of course. Props to my straight pegging enthusiast homies.