this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Great time for a quick fap!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The water is terrible for friction

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yay for foreskin! Also, how does wanking in the shower deserve down-votes? Is it due to other people waiting to get in the shower? Waste of hot water?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone hasn't heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jizz and hair .

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Desert jellies~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

spoilerGotta squat down and spray that showerhead at your butthole and balls to get it really clean and check better than any online gay test survey can ever do whether you would enjoy butt stuff. Some of my best groaning out loud orgasms are in the shower, and yes it takes a while.


[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the test was that you were looking for an "online gay test butt stuff survey" versus just "butt stuff," which isn't inherently gay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're right, of course. Props to my straight pegging enthusiast homies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!