this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
1139 points (99.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

22354 readers
2684 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never update my spell book and nothing bad has ever happened.

Help. Infernal imps somehow got inside my sanctum and used my scrying orb to send rude messages to the rest of the Circle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

You got lucky. Somebody snuck a wyrm into my codex that got all of my thralls mining for coin bits.