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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I've often wondered about who discovered arcane symbols/rituals.

Like, did some prehistoric guy just sit there drawing in the dirt until something happened?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

My head canon is that creatures such as ghosts, demons, djinns, ... enter our mortal realm willingly from time to time and sometimes form a connection with a person, who they then teach how to summon them in times of need. This knowledge is then passed down.

So effectively otherworldly creatures are tourists who gave a local their number and now they get bothered by their greatgreatgreatgreatgrandkids.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Book of Enoch says that fallen angels named Uzza, Azza and Azael taught humans originally.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

So it's the original developers that answer the questions in Stack Overflow? Good to know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I like the idea that they're not just symbols, but shapes. Get anything to be shaped like a rune, and it'll touch magic. So two rocks leaned against each other just right might create a trickle of water, or a tree that grows a twisted enough web of branches could, by chance, summon a flame. Then, like with all natural phenomenon, people figured it out! It fits well with the trope that wizards are arcane researchers and scientists, you find in settings like D&D's

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It was just probably just some poor guy with magical thinking OCD. "If I don't repeatedly draw symbols in the dirt, my whole family will die."