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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Making programmers attend meetings should be considered a hate crime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Which is worse: forcing a programmer to attend daily meetings, or forcing them to work in an "open plan" office? If I had to choose one or the other, I would choose to go work on a garbage truck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Forcing programmers into an office at all should be enough to get a manager dragged before the ICJ on charges of crimes against humanity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ah, the collaboration of millionaire fuckheads making the rest of us suffer. How ever will they be able to afford their private jet to Dubai?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

A daft conversation interrupting your stressed out mind might inspire new and creative solutions though. Like a mountain cabin with a well stocked pantry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You, sir, understand me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

daily meetings in an open plan office. Been there done that