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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Wouldn't stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

if you're looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn't have open sides so it's a calzone. if you're looking at a single slice, it's sushi.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

*turns bread into rice

"sushi" refers to the rice, fish is optional (but popular)