A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.
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This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.
PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.
And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.
Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.
Wouldn't stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?
if you're looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn't have open sides so it's a calzone. if you're looking at a single slice, it's sushi.
Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish
*turns bread into rice
"sushi" refers to the rice, fish is optional (but popular)