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Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Tigers are fucking beautiful.