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Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Remember when she used to be pretty?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Tigers are fucking beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Remember when celebrity women all looked different.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was just thinking how impossibly hot she looked in that first transformers. I can only think of one comparison, and that’s Cameron Diaz’s intro in The Mask. No one compares to those first entries in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman, or the one with Coolio.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think she’s still pretty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Sure, but also more generic.