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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to that logic, $2 would be $2 and that's insane!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But by that logic, $three would be = 3 dollars.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But by that logic

bash: three: command not found

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Isn't it just the best?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I think he's using csh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Why is there never an English pedant around to weigh in on these things when we actually want one?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

...and from The South

Comes a tale of a mister

Who brought his soul to a glory hole

And encountered the mouth of his sister

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A hole is the goal