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https://bigthink.com/hard-science/norse-rituals/

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[–] [email protected] 218 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago

Well that's just greedy. But I'll accept it

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's when you slap the "one per date" card on the table;)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Smooth

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She wants the recipe

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with "girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I'd put a bone in you."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So she wants the D?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I believe the proper response is "No".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

heckin' seduced

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Because this is fake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, like... a cheesecake recipe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I'd pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Just means they didn't copy paste an interesting fact.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"pick a another"