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[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 days ago (7 children)

The second line on the podium isn't French, though. They're building a UN-Canada fort and no stinky Americans allowed

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You got it all wrong. It's about an uncanadian fort which makes it very American

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No no no. "Un" means "one." They are building the first in a series of forts. Canada is constructing its own version of the Maginot Line, but unlike the French they are extending it all the way to the sea (on both ends).

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Make sure you man it with trans folk. Apparently they terrify the people in my country.

You probably don't even have to fully man it, just put a unisex bathroom on the front of them and maybe a poster about universal healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

The same people who fear trans people also seem to quite dislike the United Nations. So a UN fort full of trans folks is probably their worst nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Un" means "one."

So you think it's Spanish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never learned to count in French?

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