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As a smoker that actually makes them go to an 11 because I know I won't be judged by them for my addiction 🤷
If you're mentally stable, I'd recommend chantix to aid you in quitting. It binds with the receptors for nicotine in your brain, rendering the act of smoking unfulfilling. If you have any mental disease either diagnosed or guessed at, do not take it under any circumstance.
I guess that's why the last person I knew on that drug switched to Marlboro blacks.