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My sister's new apartment's front door has a "smart lock", hooked up to Ring, naturally. No keyhole, you open it with your phone. It also runs on batteries.
Do I really need to say any more? We were baffled.
EDIT: Correction - there IS a keyhole but the actual tenants don't have access to it. Only the property management. Creepy. :|
"Hello amazon I'm a police, I need you to unlock this door at 123 Rainy St, Arlen TX 76043"
"Ok Mr. Police right away!"
Sounds great!
LOL relevant meme attached:
Weird coincidence seeing this right after finishing an episode of King of the Hill. LOL
"Yo man dang'ol smartlock open up man left my daggum phone in there tell ya what."
"I'm sorry, can you repeat that?"
Oh my god that's hilarious, I hope that really worked!
As to KOTH:
"Unlock my door or I'll kick your digital ass!"
*crying* "My door won't let me in, Hank! Everyone leaves me, Lenoire left and now even my house left me!"
Dale however never got one, his house is still secured by Daletech. Shishishaaaaa!
This was too perfect LOL. Nice job! XD