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Poor Davey (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (5 children)

99 reports of bugs in the code,

99 reports of bugs.

Take one down,

Patch it around,

137 reports of bugs in the code!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Straight up I was told to push a breaking change today because it "didn't break that much" and "we can put in tickets to fix the issues". I'm so checked out of this job I just raised my eyebrows and rolled with it. I've got a paper trail not my fault lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m sure you’ll get a sprint to clean up the tech debt and a pizza party. Management promised!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thr pizza is a lie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

but we still get that tech debt sprint?

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