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Poor Davey (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

99 reports of bugs in the code,

99 reports of bugs.

Take one down,

Patch it around,

137 reports of bugs in the code!

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Straight up I was told to push a breaking change today because it "didn't break that much" and "we can put in tickets to fix the issues". I'm so checked out of this job I just raised my eyebrows and rolled with it. I've got a paper trail not my fault lol

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m sure you’ll get a sprint to clean up the tech debt and a pizza party. Management promised!

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thr pizza is a lie.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

but we still get that tech debt sprint?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Is this one of the “team building” songs they make you sing at MS?