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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (33 children)

99% effective is nowhere near 100%, perhaps counterintuitively. Sex twice a week for a year and you're probably in deep shit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (22 children)

The only birth control that is 100% effective is not having sex.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only birth control that is 100% effective is having HOT GAY SEX™

Alternatively become a Buddhist monk and hit yourself in the balls until you're infertile, I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And there I was, thinking my vagina must be broken because I somehow still haven't got my girlfriend pregnant 🤦‍♀️

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