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Bingo of crappy IT processes (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It's turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun

The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.
A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.
An instrument with a hinged claw, -- used for extracting teeth with a twist.

Sounds about right.