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Special prize for blackout?
A pizza party from 12-12:30, perhaps?
12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It's turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.
turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun
The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.
A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.
An instrument with a hinged claw, -- used for extracting teeth with a twist.
Sounds about right.