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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (8 children)

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tbf we don't know how many columns there are /s

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The IRS just switched columns and rows. So there's 60k rows and 330 million columns /s

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