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[–] [email protected] 163 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I actually build a full copy of the DB on the client machine. That way I can't lose the data, it's all right there and so fast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My db runs on the user's browser via WASM.

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