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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That last one is dead. Very dead. Not edible. Leave it alone. Says on their medical record DNR (Do not ressessitate). Leave alone. Will die again. Tastes bad anyway. Won worst actor in drama class. Kept dying on stage. Is dead now. Best to leave them be. Can't eat dead snec. Tastes bad. Eat fresh smol-eye snec instead. This one is dead though. mhm.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

You're just trying to save the good snake meat for yourself

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Stumbled into a little water moccasin hissing at me like this the other day.

"Bro. You're twitching your tail and hissing. Not buying the upside-down head thing."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

*resuscitate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I see the snakes have outsourced their ad campaigns to the pelicans.