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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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The doctor said the lump on my arm was just an ingrown hair, nothing to worry about. (feddit.it)
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But when I woke up this morning, my sheets were soaked in a thick, yellow fluid, and the hole where the lump had been was still twitching.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oooh! A valve that lets out all your excess fat while you sleep! Sounds handy!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe a bit messy 🤣