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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 113 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The ideas that normies don't sail isn't true. I'm a normie and not rich and I started a sailing school because it's fun as hell. You don't need ^to ^own a boat to go sailing, you only need to know how.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 125 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Homie how tf are you sailing with no boat?

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago

That’s the power of your imagination!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This simple trick, 🏴‍☠️

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

You wouldn’t download a boat

Not a sailboat, but still a downloaded boat. https://www.drdflo.com/pages/Projects/Printcess.html

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

sail on home to the never say die flavor of simple Rick.

[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I'm the captain now!

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A friend with a boat is what you want. Same with a pool.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

The best boat there is is one you don't own!

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never sailed in a pool before, brb.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

You get really good at tight turns.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s always good to have friends with things you want to use but don’t want to own. Another thing that falls into that category: puppies and kittens.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Hey, cheap nephlings and cousins once-removed! 👋 wanna run around and wrestle and part ways at the end of the night?!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

First they tell me I can go sailing, now you say I can make friends... What other pie in the sky fantasies are you selling!?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves. And the aforementioned knowledge of sailing.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Show up to race night with beers and sailing gloves

And prepare to get wet! ^.^

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They said you don't need a boat.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

You don't need to own a boat. Apologies.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You don’t need a boat, but sailing is much easier with a boat.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

you join a club and are crew. it's literally how most sailing clubs function. How the hell are you supposed to race a boat if only the owner gets to be on it? The larger the boat the more the crew you need. The fees at my club for crew are $40 a year. That's like 1/3 the cost of netflix and way more worth it. And many clubs also have a "why buy?" club where you can captain one of the fleet boats a certain number of times a year and bring your own crew.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you can stick a tiny american flag in your lil belly button and float on by.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Even ten years ago I was like what the heck is an American flag doing on this boat?? The American empire is like one of my least fave so can we at least use the less horrifying state flag?

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

That's what gaming pcs with vr are for

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The same way you live in a place that you don't own.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK, but you don't see me starting an "apartment renting school"

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If renting an apartment carried with it a similar significant risk of drowning, there might be a demand.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I would like to introduce you to Florida

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm, especially the smaller sailboats like lasers and such. You can get going insanely fast on a windy day on the lake :)

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Sunfish are the best. Why, you ask? Just scroll down until you see something... 'jolly'

spoilerNow, these aren't official class sails, but who is going to be racing a sunfish anyway, right? ;) I'm also shocked at the price increase. I paid $150 for mine 10 years ago, which is 1/3 of the true class sails needed for racing.