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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A friend with a boat is what you want. Same with a pool.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

The best boat there is is one you don't own!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never sailed in a pool before, brb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You get really good at tight turns.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s always good to have friends with things you want to use but don’t want to own. Another thing that falls into that category: puppies and kittens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey, cheap nephlings and cousins once-removed! 👋 wanna run around and wrestle and part ways at the end of the night?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First they tell me I can go sailing, now you say I can make friends... What other pie in the sky fantasies are you selling!?