Panel 1: A woman with short, dark hair sits on a picnic blanket with a cat and a bird. She holds a slice of bread. Text reads: "I thought you were cutting bread from your diet." Panel 2: The bird holds a pastry that looks like a rolled log. Text reads: "Oh this isn't bread, this is pain au chocolat." Panel 3: The bird holds a French-to-English dictionary. Text reads: "FRENCH TO ENGLISH DICTION" Panel 4: The bird looks shocked and exclaims, "Sacrebleu!"
You might try chocolatines if your diet can't include pain au chocolat