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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

My wife, to this day, shuts off the shower and then immediately steps out while water is still running off her soaking wet body, inevitably creating a puddle in the bathroom.

"Honey, why don't you drip for like five seconds, or even grab the towel and give yourself a quick dab before you get out?"

The first time I told her this she just stared at me for a solid 20s while her brain rebooted. But then her "never admit anything ever under any circumstances" instinct kicked in and she responded "wow are you really policing my shower habits?"

So anyway, now she knows better, but still does it because marriage is about compromise, or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a good thing she's not single, I would hate being in a relationship with your wife!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Anyone whose first instinct is to get defensive when offered good faith advice… yeah keep em away from me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah but this guy could be a controlling asshole who follows her around all day laying down "life hacks".

We just don't know.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I give myself knife hands over my body before going for the towel. Towel stays significantly more dry and I can use it several times before it needs a wash.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

~~That's a really shitty way to talk about your partner.~~ Is this supposed to be funny or something? I'm neurodivergent and can't tell

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

someone can totally love their partner and still find some of the stuff they do infuriating.

also my oldest kid did this. it's infuriating! (but i love him.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dry myself completely while still in the shower and it's a mystery to me why not everybody is doing this.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because sometimes I leave the towel hanging on the door hook :')

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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