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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Granted. Your hyperactive immune system shuts down completely, thus preventing allergic reactions. You are now high-risk for every disease ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago