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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is always jeans season on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I think the joke is that he has an erection.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know your comment didn't necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit "skamtebord"

I miss that one sometimes...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nah, there's no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.

Jeanis is correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I'm happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.

You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc